hey government can I have some money to go to university
sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.
"Sunshine all the time makes a desert."
#it really is tbh
mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school
asked: Can a soon to be 16 year old and a 20 year old work out?
I work out with my dad all the time and he’s 60
#than any boy you'll ever meet
Perks of dating me:
• I’ve got more wit
• a better kiss
• a hotter touch
• a better fuck